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'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'
One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity
'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"
Tags:cia, ias, cia agent, cia agents, assassinate, assassinates, assassinating, assassination, assassinations, decoy, decoys, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, dictator, dictators, coups, coups, military coup, accident, accidents, spy, spies, spying, double agent, double agents, spy game, spy games, spook, spooks, latin america
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
The hall of bad ideas.
"To make it look like an accident."
Tags:accident, accidents, accidental, cover-up, covers up, covering up, execution, execution, mafia hit, mafia hits, mobster, mobsters, whacked, banana peel, banana skin, banana skins, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, gangster, gangsters, forensic, forensic investigation, forensic investigations, clue, clues, planting evidence, plant, plants, planting, accident, accidents, look like an accident, make it look like an accident, shooting, shootings
"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
Tags:begonia, begonias, flower, flowers, flower pot, flower pots, accident, accidents, accidental, murder, murders, murdering, killing, killings, murder weapon, murder weapons, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, accidental death, accidental deaths, manslaughter, likely story, likely stories, murderess, murderesses, fall, falls, falling, heavy object, heavy objects
Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
Tags:sign, signs, road signs, road signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, road, roads, dead end, dead ends, dead-end, dead-end, cliff, cliffs, fall, falls, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, dangerous, risky, regret, regrets, correction, corrections, too late, apology, apologies, apologizing, apologising, transportation
Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"
Tags:truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, tuckers, long distance, long distances, safety, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, prioritise, prioritises, prioritising, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, fender bender, fender benders, road safety, highway safety, change lanes, changes lanes, changing lanes
"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"
Tags:fast ball, fast balls, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, good arm, good arms, great arm, ease up, eases up, easing up, accident, accidents, accidental, too hard, speed, speedy, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, pitcher's mound, meeting, meetings, tip, tips
As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
Tags:truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, accidental, chocolate, chocolates, milk, milky, white, cow, cows, cattle, road, roads, driving, drivers, hit, hits, combine, combines, combination, combinations, invention, inventions, discovery, discover, discovers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
Tags:science kit, science kits, genius, geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, sisters, brother, brothers, chemist, chemists, chemistry, chemistry set, chemistry sets, test, tests, experiment, experiments, science experiment, science experiments, poison, poisons, poisoning, toxic, toxic gas, toxic gases, toxic gasses, carbon monoxide, accident, accidents, scold, scolds, scolding, manslaughter, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, mad scientist, mad scientists
"What were you texting that was so important?"
Tags:text, texts, texting, texting and driving, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, mistake, messages, messaging, mistakes, modern life, modern attitudes, irresponsible, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
Tags:icbm, missile, missiles, launch, launches, launched, launching, firework, fireworks, display, displays, intercontinental ballistic missile, baseball, base ball, stadium, stadiums, stadia, fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, incident, incidents, accident, accidents, button, buttons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Good grief, Mary! That was a close one!'
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"Charlie, it's us, your teammates. We're here to help you. The other team's getting an awful lot of hits and we're worried."
Tags:worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, meetings on the mound, intervention, interventions, intervene, intervenes, intervening, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, rub it in, rubs it in, rubbing it in, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Accident free button gives an electric shock.
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
Tags:lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis
"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree