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'Good Heavens, man, you look like an accident waiting to happen.'
'Hey, did you know these things have brakes?'
'You kids have it easy with your iPod and cell phone distractions. I had to look at the wall as I drove into it.'
'Why don't you ever let me drive?'
'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.'
'I had a little accident in my bed...'
'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'
Car Repair for Dummies
Motorcycling for Dummies.
Writing Dummy Books for Dummies.
'I'll tell you what our problem is. It's always 'do this, dummy,' or 'do that, dummy.''
Crash test dummy..'Honey...Billy's just banged his head. Isn't he cute?
'Where to, Mister?'
'That's strange - The sat nav says we've reached our destination but I don't see a massive concrete wall anywhere!'
'You were the only survivor.'
'Make it look like an accident'.
'I tried low impact yoga but it wasn't for me.'
'This industry's going to the wall!'
'Welcome to crash-test flight 000. Go ahead and take your seat!'
A scientist-deer analyses the results of a recent crash-test involving a crash-test deer...
'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'
a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work
Crash Test Dummy denied insurance.