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"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."
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Family circle - filthy house,
First class, cabin class, touristy class
'Ocean view, or would you prefer to watch them fight over the will?'
"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
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Stable with a star above next to inn with five stars.
Cozy Inn: All You Can Sleep
Bermuda Triangle Motel
Tags:motel, motels, road trip-road-trips, hotel, hotels, bermuda triangle, road sign, road signs, driver, drive, driving, drivers, highway, road travel, sea travel, exit, entrance, no return, no-return, devils triangle, devil's triangle, north atlantic, north atlantic ocean, disappearances, mystery, mysteries, disappearance, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy, theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, air travel, accommodation, cheap accommodation, danger, dangerous
'He's not a patient here, he just comes in to eat. With his coverage it's cheaper than a restaurant.'
'So this is your place.'
Tags:skeleton, skeleton in the closet, skeletons in the closet, home, closet, skeleton in the closet, skeletons, home, invitation, tour, house, housing, living arrangement, accommodation, surreal, surrealistic, secrets, keeping secrets, secret, keeping secret, hiding, hidden away, compliment, compliments, homely, small talk, bones, skull, deep dark secret
"On the web it said four stars, but I can see at least seven."
"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."
Tags:crop spraying, crop, crops, sprayer, sprayers, spraying, harvest, harvests, fertiliser, fertilisers, fertilizer, fertilizers, crop spray, crop sprays, air freshener, air fresheners, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, townie, towniers, odour, odours, odor, odors, accommodating, accommodation
'Try not to think of it as a BOX, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!'
'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'
Edna's Couch and Breakfast.
"Forget it, it's bound to be infested around here."
'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'
'And there's extra blankets if you need them.'
"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, accommodation, accommodations, hotel, let, lettings, holiday letting, holiday lettings, hotels, misleading marketing, misleading advertising, misleading sales, misled, mislead, brochures, brochure, tourists, tourist, ocean view, sea view, ocean views, sea views, selling points
"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group discount"
'With you being the president of a mattress company, I can imagine this is going to be quite an adjustment for you,'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, con, cons, convict, convicts, adjust, adjusts, adjustments, uncomfortable, hard, harder, mattress, mattresses, uncomfy, acclimatise, acclimatises, accommodation, accommodate, close to home
"Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room?"
Headlice look for living hair space,
Tags:hair, hairs, headlice, head-lice, head lice, nits, nit, crabs, crab, hair care, hair beauty, hairdressers, hairdressing, head lice housing, house, living, accommodation, accommodate, housed, land, hairdresser, baldness, balding, bald, hair renewal, balds, hair loss, loosing hair, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater