Accomplishment Cartoons and Comics

"I know we didn't accomplish anything, but that's what meetings are for."

"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."

A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

Proud Parents of Underachievers

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

"Well, that's done!"

"Sure, you were able to beat the bottle, but you never really had a passion for drinking.''

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

"His debaucheries haven't lessened his effectiveness as emperor."

"Supposedly he's some kind of a person in his own right."

"I love how people look like us from up here!"

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Modern Accomplisments

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

"Did you think the ladder of success would be straight up?"

"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."

"Your accomplishments speak for themselves. Unfortunately for you, I'm completely fluent in exaggeration."