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"You can put your clothes on now."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, examination, examinations, medical, medical examination, medical examinations, accordion, accordions, musician, musicians, doctors appointment, appointment, appointments, diagnose, diagnosing, diagnosis, shot, shots, accordion player, accordion players, medical malpractice
'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'
"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."
"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."
Tags:corporation, corporations, musician, musicians, conglomerate, conglomerates, conglomeration, megacorporation, megacorporations, monopoly, monopolies, blame, blames, blaming, blame game, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, band, bands, band member, band members, air play, indie band, indie bands, out of fashion, uncool, accordion, accordions, polka, polkas, polka band, polka bands, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
"Crazy old-timers used to call this 'accordion weather'."
Tags:wind, winds, windy, storm, storms, stormy, gale, gales, gale-force wind, strong wind, strong winds, fly, flying, flying past, accordion, accordions, crazy, crazy people, old-timer, old-timers, old people, deceased, danger, dangerous, obstacle, obstacles, windbox, windboxes, extreme, extreme wind, pun, puns
Dog joins the busking instead of attacking
Tags:sing, singing, busk, busking, busks, busked, busker, buskers, noise pollution, annoy, annoying, outside, loud, louder, loud, music, musical, instrument, instruments, accordion, accordions, dog, dogs, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, unexpected, useless, attack, howl, howling, sing along, grumpy, grump, annoyed, irritate, irritated, noisy, accordion player, accordion players, noise
'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'
"We caught these people stockpiling accordions, bagpipes, banjos, vuvuzelas...enough to annoy the entire city to death."
Tags:musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musicians, crimes, public nuisance, public nuisances, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, nuisance, nuisances, vuvuzela, vuvuzelas, bagpipe, bagpipes, banjo, banjos, accordion, accordions, kazoo, kazoos, cowbell, cowbells, illegal goods, illegal property, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, copper, coppers
"Well, if you get a harp in heaven I guess we should have seen this coming."
"This is a stickup. I have an accordion and I'm not afraid to use it."
Tags:bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, accordion, accordions, armed robber, armed robbers, armed robbery, armed robberies, stickup, stick up, stick-up, stickups, stick ups, musical instrument, musical instruments, accordion player, accordion players, violent crime, violent crimes, criminal, criminals
"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."
Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention
Tags:irritate, irritates, irritating, annoying, musical instrument, musical instruments, ear-shattering, ear-splitting, accordion, accordions, banjo, banjos, bagpipe, bagpipes, noise, geneva convention, war crime, war crimes, music store, music stores, closed, closure, closures, small business, small businesses, noise, noises, noisy, noisy neighbor, noisy neighbors, international law
A clown inflates a tyre while playing an accordion.
Happy First Day Of National Accordion Awareness Month
"We were losing altitude."
Tags:accordion, accordions, accordion player, accordion players, musician, musicians, bad musician, bad musicians, excuse, excuses, making excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses, loud music, annoying music, irritating music, balloon, balloons, hot air balloon, hot air balloons, losing latitude, ballast, ballasts, sandbag, sandbags, accordionist, accordionists
"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, absurd, absurdity, surreal, surrealism, accordion, accordions, execute, execution, dead, death, die, died, dies, hang, hanging, crimes, criminal, criminals
'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'
... And the Pied Accordionist led the hunters out of the woods, across the meadow and into the river - never to be seen again.
Guy reading Accordion Monthly, which has bellows in the middle.
One man band
'It doesn't seem that bad. Listen, he's playing our song.'
'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'
what people will do to get into the guiness book of world records