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'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'
No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
The wise men are followed by an auditor.
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"
"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."
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"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."
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Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.
'Ooops! My mistake! That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly budget estimate.'
Company Creamer Turned Sour: 'I hope the account director likes his coffee chunky-style. Or maybe I should hold out for the son of the CEO.'
'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
'Oops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly estimate.'
"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
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'This is Madame Muggins, she's in charge of budget allocation.'
'No kidding! I thought the term, 'bean counter' was just a slang term.'
'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
"Oh, that three billion dollars."
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
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Game shows for I.R.S. agents.
'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'
'Here things are getting interesting!'
'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'
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'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'
'Unfortunately, this here is the intellectual property he took with him when he left.'