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'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'
'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'
'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
The wise men are followed by an auditor.
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.
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'Ooops! My mistake! That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly budget estimate.'
'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')
'Oops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly estimate.'
'No kidding! I thought the term, 'bean counter' was just a slang term.'
"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
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'I started out in creative writing, began dabbling a bit in creative finance and accounting, and before I knew it, wound up here!'
'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.
"Oh, that three billion dollars."
"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."
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'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'
'Here things are getting interesting!'
"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."
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'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'
'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
'Well I think we found the source of your cash flow problems, Mr. Wallis!'