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'No kidding! I thought the term, 'bean counter' was just a slang term.'
'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'
'I'll show you what's in mine if you'll show me what's in yours.'
"As we run down the figures, Mr. Fell will do the play-by-play, I will do the running commentary, and Mr. Russell will provide the color."
Cereal for Accountants
'Some people thing accountants are just boring number crunches but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!'
Accounting Dept: Red ink
"Your first check from 20 years ago, Farley? So that's the reason our payroll account hasn't balanced for 20 years!"
'I think the problem is that you're using generally acceptable accounting practices.'
'Excuse me, but did you want those numbers spun clockwise or counter-clockwise?'
"Is it just me or have these numbers lost their crunchiness?"
"Put a piece of bacon on it. Bacon makes everything better."
'They don't make razzle 'em, dazzle 'em accountants like Phil anymore...'
'I just asked to see the annual figures...'
"Umm, smell that? That's the annual accountant's Cooking the Books Cook-Off."
'He's our finance director - kind of old school.'
The Four Accountants of the Apocalypse.
'Are these numbers for real, or are you just yanking my chain?'
'Sorry you can't claim your 60 inch TV as a business expense.'
'Bill, I want you to meet Hal from accounting.'
Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.
'But the good news is that my income continues to go up.'
'Turns out our numbers weren't lying after all - our accountants were.'
'I've never seen you work so hard.' - 'I'm doing my expenses.'