Accountancy Firm Cartoons and Comics

"His numbers stack up but I'd still like a second opinion!"

Frank and Stein: Accountants.

'What made you want to apply to this accountancy firm in particular?'

'We'll have to make it more obscure, a couple of our clients understood it.'

'This is Mr Pettigrew from accounts, he'll be handling your treatment from now on.'

We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.'

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

'I'm afraid there's no tax deductibility for 'A life wasted in fruitless search for fulfillment through the acquisition of meaningless wealth'.'

'Having reviewed your finances I think your best option is to run from the office screaming 'Oh! My GOD I'm bankrupt, I'm ruined, dear god how did it happen?''

'Most of our staff are now qualified...mainly as accountants!'

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'Nigel is ALWAYS finding ways of making our messages more accessible.'

'Right so that'll be a £450,000 basic plus £50,000 for people calling you a 'glorified bean counter' and another £35,000 for people making assumptions about your masculinity!'

'Accounting trickes didn't work, so we had to resort to witchcraft.'

"You know you said you were looking forward to meeting your first client...?"

"We have a hazing for all our new accountants where we make them crunch letters."

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

"There's a rumour that we're going to merge again."

'G+N Accountants': 'Mr Gross' (fat) and 'Mr Net' (thin).

Our Founder - Picture of a CEO Being Arrested

'It's not a candy store... it's an Accounting firm.'

Jones and Shayes - Certified Public Accountants. Scales outside offer to tell your weight and tax bracket.

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

"Things have really been looking up since we changed our name."

"I told you. . . it's your turn to do Mr. Small's accounts!"