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'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'
'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'
'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
The wise men are followed by an auditor.
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
"I'm sick and tired of 'Generally Accepted Accounting Principles'."
Tags:accounting principle, accounting principles, generally accepted, burnout, burnouts, breakdown, breakdowns, break-down, break-downs, burn-out, burn-outs, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeep, bookkeeps, accountant, accountants, office job, office cubicle, office cubicles, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, rebellious
"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."
Tags:tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax day, tax days, april 15, april 15th, tax return, tax returns, tax form, tax forms, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, ball pit, ball pits, fun, tedious, tedium, irs, internal revenue service, i.r.s., play area, play areas, recess, infantile, infantilizing, idea, ideas, solution, solutions
(Jump!) (I'm doing a risk/reward analysis.) (Good boy.) (Accountant's Dog)
Tags:good boy, good boys, accountant, accountants, risk, reward, rewards, risks, analysis, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, lap dog, lap dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog training, command, commands
"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"
"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, donating, charity, poverty, tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax deduction, tax deductions, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, taxman, taxmen, accounting, accountant, accountants, form 1040, gift, gifts, cash, cheque, cheques, check, checks
'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
Tags:muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, inspire, inspired, inspiring, tax, taxes, taxation, taxations, accountant, accountants, accountancy, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, book keeper, book keepers, book-keeper, book-keepers, financial crime, financial crimes, tax evasion, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax evader, tax evaders, tax avoiders, irs, inland revenue service, internal revenue service, hm revenue and customs
Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.
'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'
"We're looking for accounting resumés which scream, '…Hire me! I'll playalong'."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, accounting, accountant, accountants, playing along, cooperation, ethics, unethical, fraud, scandal, scandals, suspicious, questionable
Snow White and her Seven people.
Tags:snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages
"Check the company coffers and make sure they're full of dough."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, management style, management styles, dough, wealth, saving, savings, coffer, coffers, bank account, bank accounts, accounting, accountant, accountants, incompetent, incompetence
"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, client, clients, client privilege, client privacy, client confidentiality, confidentiality, confidential, privacy, private, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barrister, solicitor, solicitors, accountant, accountants, financial advisor, financial advisors, bookkeeping, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, therapy, therapist, counseling, counselor, shrink, shrinks, analyst, analysts, psychiatry, counsellor, counsellors
'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."
Tags:art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art gallery, art galleries, gallery, galleries, gallery opening, opening, openings, business, money, finances, nickel and dime, nickel-and-dime, petty, cheap, accountant, accountants, accounting, business expenses, food, drink, drinks, cost, costs, gallery owner, gallery owners
Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')
"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
Tags:accounting trick, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, magician, magicians, career, careers, career path, career paths, magic act, magic acts, magic trick, magic tricks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, financial crime, financial crimes, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers