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No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."
Tags:tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax day, tax days, april 15, april 15th, tax return, tax returns, tax form, tax forms, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, ball pit, ball pits, fun, tedious, tedium, irs, internal revenue service, i.r.s., play area, play areas, recess, infantile, infantilizing, idea, ideas, solution, solutions
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, donating, charity, poverty, tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax deduction, tax deductions, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, taxman, taxmen, accounting, accountant, accountants, form 1040, gift, gifts, cash, cheque, cheques, check, checks
"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, hiring, hr, h.r., human resources, recruiting, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, interview, interviews, job, jobs, position, positions, candidate, candidates, applicant, applicants, prospective, employee, employees, employment, unemployment, work, resume, resumes, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, movie, movies, film, films, studio, studios, cameo, cameos, role, roles, accounting, best, agent, agents, agency, agencies, actor, actors, acting, talent, modern life
Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.
"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, tax, taxes, audit, auditing, audits, hitman, lingo, jargon, play on words, word play, word-play, threat, nightmare, fear, money, accounts, accounting
"We're looking for accounting resumés which scream, '…Hire me! I'll playalong'."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, accounting, accountant, accountants, playing along, cooperation, ethics, unethical, fraud, scandal, scandals, suspicious, questionable
"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, manager, managers, financial crash, market crash, money, bankruptcy, bankrupt, spending, overspend, overspending, spent, overspent, over budget, budget, budget cut, management, business management, accounts, accounting, out of control, double standard, double standards, ironic, irony
"Check the company coffers and make sure they're full of dough."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, management style, management styles, dough, wealth, saving, savings, coffer, coffers, bank account, bank accounts, accounting, accountant, accountants, incompetent, incompetence
'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."
Tags:art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art gallery, art galleries, gallery, galleries, gallery opening, opening, openings, business, money, finances, nickel and dime, nickel-and-dime, petty, cheap, accountant, accountants, accounting, business expenses, food, drink, drinks, cost, costs, gallery owner, gallery owners
"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."
'No kidding! I thought the term, 'bean counter' was just a slang term.'
"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
Tags:gang, gangs, thug, thugs, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo'd, gang member, gang members, crimes, criminal, criminals, street gang, street, streets, street gangs, accounting, accountant, account, accounts, accountancy, accountants, businessman, hair, haircut, mohawk, punk, punks, rocker, rockers, style, styles, change, changed, changing, adults, adulthood, growing up, growing
'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'
'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
'I started out in creative writing, began dabbling a bit in creative finance and accounting, and before I knew it, wound up here!'
"Is it just me, boss, or is everyone in the accounting department paralyzed with fear these days?"
Tags:accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, accountant, accountants, finances, bad finances, paralysed with fear, paralyzed with fear, fear, fearful, afraid, company finances, struggling company, struggling companies, financial issues, financial issue, boss, bosses, manager, managers
"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."
Tags:mozart, wolfgang amadeus, number cruncher, number crunchers, number crunching, numbers, accountant, accounting, accounts receivable, accounts payable, study, studies, studying, classical music, studying music, concentrate, concentrates, concentration, concentrating, effort, effortless, time flies
"I think it's from accounting."
Tags:drone, drones, uav, uavs, unmanned aerial vehicles, unmanned aerial vehicle, military drone, military drones, drone killing, drone killings, drone kill, reaper drone, reaper drones, drone strike, drone strikes, accounting, accounts, office, offices, cubicle life, office cubicle, office cubicle, office worker, office workers
At a creative writing workshop for accountants.
"Our best strategy may be to destigmatize embezzlement."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, ceo, c.e.o., chief executive officer, ceos, c.e.o.s, chief executive officers, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, strategy, strategies, ethic, ethical, unethical, white collar crime, money, embezzlement, destigmatize, destigmatise, accountant, accountants, accounting, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal advice, law, laws, legal, scandal, scandals, company, companies, corporation, corporations
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements