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"Is it just me, boss, or is everyone in the accounting department paralyzed with fear these days?"
"Why no raise? Because, Fellman, we've been ?scally feckless."
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"
'I don't have voice mail or email. . . I'm not accountable for anything.'
'It looks like they're bringing in the new regulations manual.'
'Oh, oh, the quarterly report doesn't look good.'
Accounting department - Number crunching.
"We don't need to reinvent the wheel - just the earnings report."
Accounting department cash flow.
Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.
'There is a flow, Sir...it's just not cash.'
'The budget and accounting department has just issued a 'code red' alert. We're all to down our rose colored glasses.'
Accounting department open mic.
"Where is the Office Ledger?"
"We can probably let the war and famine slide, but I'm going to need to see some receipts for all this pestilence."
"So Larry from accounting is here to introduce our plan to dramatically cut fetch time."
Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.
"These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?"
Accounting Department Closed Today as Shredder is Down
"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."
"We've worked out all the figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!"
"Hagadorn here is our boots on the ground in accounting."
'Miss Hopkins, write two letters to accounting about our duplicate billing problem.'
"Most efficient accounting team we've had around here in a long time!"