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"Is it just me, boss, or is everyone in the accounting department paralyzed with fear these days?"
"Why no raise? Because, Fellman, we've been ?scally feckless."
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"
'I don't have voice mail or email. . . I'm not accountable for anything.'
"We don't need to reinvent the wheel - just the earnings report."
'There is a flow, Sir...it's just not cash.'
'The budget and accounting department has just issued a 'code red' alert. We're all to down our rose colored glasses.'
"So Larry from accounting is here to introduce our plan to dramatically cut fetch time."
"These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?"
Accounting Department Closed Today as Shredder is Down
"Hagadorn here is our boots on the ground in accounting."
"We've worked out all the figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!"
'Miss Hopkins, write two letters to accounting about our duplicate billing problem.'
"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"
'Normally, there would be a graph here of our expenses. However, our graph budget ran out.'
"...As in jazz, improvisation lies at the heart of corporate accounting!"
'Yeah, Perkins is old school and proud of it.'
"Can you work a little magic with these figures? In fact, can you make them disappear?"
'Good news from Accounting - the rich are still getting richer and the poor are still getting poorer.'
'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'
"Can you do another draft of this? There's still a couple of sentences people might understand..."
Everyone in accounting hated Jerry.
"I hear you've been doing some wonderful things with loopholes!"