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"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."
Tags:tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax day, tax days, april 15, april 15th, tax return, tax returns, tax form, tax forms, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, ball pit, ball pits, fun, tedious, tedium, irs, internal revenue service, i.r.s., play area, play areas, recess, infantile, infantilizing, idea, ideas, solution, solutions
"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
Tags:divorce, divorces, excuse, excuses, calling, calling, career, careerist, careerism, career advancement, advance your career, advancing your career, menial job, menial jobs, menial task, menial tasks, leave home, leaves home, leaving home, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, midlife crisis, midlife crises, excuse, excuses, deadbeat, deadbeats, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, irresponsible, gaugin, paul gaugin, artist, artists, great artist, great artists, tahiti, numbers guy, numbers guys
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, rhinestone, rhinestones, country singer, country singers, country song, country songs, song, songs, country and western, country music, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, country fan, country fans, country music lover, country music lovers, tax, tax season, taxes
The Tooth Accountant
Tags:tooth fairy, tooth fairies, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, bitcoin, bitcoins, mutual fund, mutual funds, investment, investments, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, stock market, stocks and bonds, stock, stocks, bond, bonds, negotiate, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators, long-term, long-term thinking, long-term thought, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
"Actually, Harper, we don't see you as a partner. You've been cast in more of character role."
Tags:business partner, business partners, partner, law firm, law firms, accounting firm, accounting firms, casting, cast, casts, casting director, casting director, la, los angeles, hollywood, character role, character roles, demotion, demotions, demoted, character actor, character actors, supporting role, supporting roles, eccentric, eccentricity, eccentricities
"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
Tags:accounting, accounts, accountants, number crunching, number cruncher, thug, thugs, security, motivation, motivator, office, boss, boss' office, boss's office, number people, number person, business, accounting business, businesses, accounting businesses, accounting firm, accounting firms, order, ordering, orders, office bully, office bullying, bully bullying, workplace bullying
"This is Roscoe. He's in Accounts Receivable."
"That one's for our numbers."
Tags:crunch, crunches, crunching, shredder, shredders, shredding, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, corrupt, corruption, paper shredder, paper shredders, hiding something, something to hide, suspicious, suspicious behaviour, suspicious behaviours, suspicious behavior, suspicious behaviors
'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'
Tags:accounting, accountants, crunch the numbers, crunching the numbers, number cruncher, number crunchers, accountant, accounting firm, accounting firms, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, office work, book keeping, bookkeeping, business, ledger books, ledger sheets, food processors, puree, break room, lunch room, routine, routines, habit, habits, working routine, working habits
'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'
Tags:accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, crunch numbers, crunching numbers, puree, purees, pureeing, smoothie, smoothies, juice blend, juice blends, blend, blends, blender, blenders, blending, bookkeeping, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, book keeper, book keepers, book keeping, record keeping, record keeper, record keepers, records, office work, office workers, office worker, break room, break rooms, food processors, food processing
M. Nelson and Associates...Sly, playful and yes, perhaps a tad mischievous, but always 100% legal accounting services.
Tags:accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, accountants, cpa, legal, lawful, ethic, ethics, ethical, law, law-abiding, extra-legal, criminal, shady, walking a fine line, business, corporation, quasi-legal, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, image, advertise, public image
"Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business."
Tags:cpa, cpas, certified public accountant, certified public accountants, tax code, tax codes, tax code reform, tax code reforms, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, fair tax, flat tax, accountant, accountants, accounting software, irs, internal revenue service, tax reform, tax reforms, tax simplification, accounting job, accounting jobs, accounting firm, accounting firms
A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.
Tags:grant wood, tax, taxes, tax season, tax seasons, file, files, filing taxes, irs, internal revenue service, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, farm, farms, farming, couple, couples, tax season, tax seasons, middle america, midwest, midwestern, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms
"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."
Tags:recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, investment advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms
"You know you said you were looking forward to meeting your first client...?"
"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"
"Mr. Clark left the accounting firm, citing creative differences."
"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"
"You traveled 40 trillion miles to Earth, for work, and took the standard deduction?"
Our Founder - Picture of a CEO Being Arrested
'The outside accounting firm we hire is demanding to get paid in cash.'
"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."
Tags:baldo, tax withholding, tax withholdings, 1040, 1040s, 1040 form, tax return, tax returns, tax filing, tax filings, filing taxes, accountant, accounting firm, accounting firms, cpa, cpas, certified professional accountant, certified professional accountants, owe the government, owing the government, payment scheme, payment schemes, best time of your life, best times of your life, teenage years, teenager
Closing Laugh, Turf Account.
'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'
'We'll need your name, address, and accounting firm you worked for.'