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'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'
'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"
"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."
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"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."
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Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.
"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
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'Ooops! My mistake! That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly budget estimate.'
"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
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'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
'Oops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly estimate.'
'This is Madame Muggins, she's in charge of budget allocation.'
'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
'No kidding! I thought the term, 'bean counter' was just a slang term.'
"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
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"I think it's from accounting."
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"Oh, that three billion dollars."
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
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Game shows for I.R.S. agents.
'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'
'Here things are getting interesting!'
"He is a service dog – he's my accountant."
'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'
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'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'