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"Could you nip over to accounts and get this signed,it's just through the door on the left and then 4,500 miles to East Delhi..."
"It's a gazillion. If you don't believe us, just count the commas."
'He celebrates the fiscal New Year.'
'Top brass want us to be more disciplined about how we handle money...how much have we got left?' - 'About two and a half draws full!'
'It looks like they're bringing in the new regulations manual.'
'Oh, oh, the quarterly report doesn't look good.'
Accounting department - Number crunching.
Accounting department cash flow.
Accounting department cleaner sweeping up numbers.
'The budget and accounting department has just issued a 'code red' alert. We're all to down our rose colored glasses.'
'I thought 'good accounting practices' was just a suggestion!'
"We can probably let the war and famine slide, but I'm going to need to see some receipts for all this pestilence."
Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.
"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."
''C' is one of our hidden accounts.'
'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'
"Is it just me or have these numbers lost their crunchiness?"
Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."
'Everything was fine until you insisted on transparent accounting!'
Ye Old Accountants, Slow Books
'We've always needed an accounting magician.'
'Sorry - it's company policy not to give out our accounts department phone number...people just keep phoning up looking for payment!'
'Get down, Fenton. Apparently both engineering and accounting are upset with our department.'
'I had my accounting department run a cost-benefit analysis on you and I have some bad news.'