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'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers
"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
Tags:love, loves, brutal, brutality, police, police brutality, cop, cops, heartless, heartlessness, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, heartless, cold-hearted, antipathy, anger, angers, angry, couple, couples, heartbreak, heartbreaker, heartbreakers, heartbroken, law enforcement
'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'
"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, infidelity, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, disloyal, cheat, cheater, cheaters, caught cheating, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counselling, divorce, divorcing, divorced, ridiculous, accusation, accusations, paranoid, worried
"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
Tags:emile, emile zola, zola, french, france, french literature, literature, literary, lit, lit major, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, cultural, reference, references, referential, book, books, bookish, book lover, accuse, accused, accusation, accusing, accusations, word play, play on words, clown, clowning, clowns, judicial, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, jury, juries, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms
"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network
Tags:bob dole, dole, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, candidate, candidates, republican, republicans, nominee, nominees, nomination, nominations, tax, taxes, tax cut, tax cuts, tax and spend, liberal, liberals, accusation, accusations, hyperfocus, hyperfocuses, hyperfocusing, shopping network, shopping networks, gop, grand old party
"There's a new category of complaints: Date-Robbery, Date-Embezzlement..."
"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."
Tags:scientist, scientists, scientific, discovery, discoveries, climate change, global warming, climate scientist, climate scientists, data, report, reports, bias, biases, biased, climate denier, climate deniers, climate denialism, equation, equations, mathematical equation, accusation, accusations, political stance, political stances, neutral, neutrality, honest, honesty, offend, offends, offending, offensive, too much coffee man
"I'm not saying you're making it up but I think I'd remember if I'd stepped on your face."
"Sure, you were able to beat the bottle, but you never really had a passion for drinking.''
Tags:drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, hipster, hipsters, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, litmus test, litmus tests, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, beat the bottle, beating the bottle, cool, coolness, loser, losers, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, diminish, diminishes, downplay, downplays, downplaying, accomplishment, accomplishments
Tags:homophobe, homophobes, hobo, hobos, hobophobic, hobophobia, homeless, homelessness, class difference, class differences, tin cup, tin cups, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, shout, shouts, shouting, accusation, accusations, passerby, passersby, aggression, aggressive, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations
"Why do you always have to be so paternalistic?"
Tags:paternalist, paternalists, paternalistic, paternalism, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, dad, dads, paternity, son, sons, condescend, condescends, condescending, condescension, child, children, authority, parental authority, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious phase, rebellious phases, accusation, accusations, accusing, accusatory, defy, defies, defiance, defiant, child, offspring, challenge, challenges, challenging
Tags:accused, accuse, accusation, accusations, frycook, fry-cook, fry cook, cook, cooked, cooks, cooking, fable, fables, parable, parables, crimes, criminal, criminals, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, chef, chefs, language, languages, french, blame, blamed, drama, dramatic, fried egg, fried eggs, sunny side up, sunny, egg, eggs, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
"Am I having an affair? Why? Am I allowed?"
"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
Tags:criminal, criminals, caught, red-handed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, loot, bag of loot, bags of loot, alleged, allegation, allegations, innocent, innocence, protest, protests, protesting, guilt, guilty, prove, proves, proving, proven, act innocent, acting innocent, bank robber, bank robbers, accusation, accusations, due process, innocent until proven guilty, right, rights, legal rights
"Fetch is not selling out."
Tags:sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell outs, selling out, fetch, fetches, fetching, play fetch, playing fetch, dog, dogs, younger generation, younger generations, rebellion, rebellions, rebel, rebels, rebelling, teen, teens, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, accusation, accuse, accuses, accusing, defensive, defensiveness
Clyde Shwinkle: Best dang dog attorney... Ever!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, court, courts, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, defendant, defendants, prosecution, prosecutions, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, claimant, claimants, accuse, accuses, accusing, accused, accusation, accusations, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"If she floats, she's a witch. If she sinks, maybe she had a point about women's rights."
Tags:dunking chair, dunking chairs, cucking stool, cucking stools, ducking stool, ducking stools, ducking chair, ducking chairs, cucking chair, cucking chairs, witch, witches, witchcraft, womens rights, women's rights, feminism, feminist, feminists, accusation, accusations, float, floats, female rights, gender inequality
'I can't believe you'd accuse us of age discrimination. At your age, you ought to know better.'
Another myth dispelled.
Tags:elephant, elephants, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, policeman, policemen, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, steal, steals, stolen, mug, mugshot, mugs, suspect, suspects, accusation, accusations, forget, forgetful, forgets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, royalty, royalties, comedy, comedian, comedians, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, comedy, comedies, ghost writer, ghost writers, stand up, stand-ups, speech writer, speech writers, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, condemned, pass the blame, blame, blame game, pass the buck, accuse, accused, accusation
"You're charged with the class crime of hanging fuzzy dice from the rear-view mirror of your Rolls Royce."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, charge, charges, accused, accusation, accusations, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, luxury car, luxury cars, fuzzy dice, fuzzy die, rear-view mirror, rear-view mirrors, decoration, decorations, class, social status, social class, class crime, low class, trashy, tacky, tasteless, low brow, uncultured