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'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, sucking up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers
"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
Tags:love, loves, brutal, brutality, police, police brutality, cop, cops, heartless, heartlessness, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, heartless, cold-hearted, antipathy, anger, angers, angry, couple, couples, heartbreak, heartbreaker, heartbreakers, heartbroken, law enforcement
'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'
Tags:emile, emile zola, zola, french, france, french literature, literature, literary, lit, lit major, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, cultural, reference, references, referential, book, books, bookish, book lover, accuse, accused, accusation, accusing, accusations, word play, play on words, clown, clowning, clowns, judicial, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, jury, juries, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms
"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, adultery, unfaithful, infidelity, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, disloyal, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, cheated, caught cheating, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counselling, divorce, divorcing, divorced, ridiculous, accusation, accusations, paranoid, worried
"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network
Tags:bob dole, dole, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, candidate, candidates, republican, republicans, nominee, nominees, nomination, nominations, tax, taxes, tax cut, tax cuts, tax and spend, liberal, liberals, accusation, accusations, hyperfocus, hyperfocuses, hyperfocusing, shopping network, shopping networks, gop, grand old party
"There's a new category of complaints: Date-Robbery, Date-Embezzlement..."
Tags:date-rape, date rape, date rapes, date-rapes, embezzlement, arson, robbery, robberies crime, crimes, crime rate, crime rates, police, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, complaint, complaints, report, reports, accusation, accusations, criminal report, criminal reports
"Sure, you were able to beat the bottle, but you never really had a passion for drinking.''
Tags:drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, hipster, hipsters, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, litmus test, litmus tests, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, beat the bottle, beating the bottle, cool, coolness, loser, losers, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, diminish, diminishes, downplay, downplays, downplaying, accomplishment, accomplishments
"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."
Tags:scientist, scientists, scientific, discovery, discoveries, climate change, global warming, climate scientist, climate scientists, data, report, reports, bias, biases, biased, climate denier, climate deniers, climate denialism, equation, equations, mathematical equation, accusation, accusations, political stance, political stances, neutral, neutrality, honest, honesty, offend, offends, offending, offensive, too much coffee man
"I'm not saying you're making it up but I think I'd remember if I'd stepped on your face."
"Why do you always have to be so paternalistic?"
Tags:paternalist, paternalists, paternalistic, paternalism, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, dad, dads, paternity, son, sons, condescend, condescends, condescending, condescension, child, children, authority, parental authority, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious phase, rebellious phases, accusation, accusations, accusing, accusatory, defy, defies, defiance, defiant, child, offspring, challenge, challenges, challenging
Tags:homophobe, homophobes, homophobia, homophobic, hobo, hobos, hobophobic, hobophobia, homeless, homelessness, class difference, class differences, tin cup, tin cups, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, shout, shouts, shouting, accusation, accusations, passerby, passersby, aggression, aggressive, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations
Tags:accused, accuse, accusation, accusations, frycook, fry-cook, fry cook, cook, cooked, cooks, cooking, fable, fables, parable, parables, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, chef, chefs, language, languages, french, blame, blamed, drama, dramatic, fried egg, fried eggs, sunny side up, sunny, egg, eggs, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
Tags:criminal, criminals, caught, red-handed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, loot, bag of loot, bags of loot, alleged, allegation, allegations, innocent, innocence, protest, protests, protesting, guilt, guilty, prove, proves, proving, proven, act innocent, acting innocent, bank robber, bank robbers, accusation, accusations, due process, innocent until proven guilty, right, rights, legal rights
Clyde Shwinkle: Best dang dog attorney... Ever!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, court, courts, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, defendant, defendants, prosecution, prosecutions, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, claimant, claimants, accuse, accuses, accusing, accused, accusation, accusations, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Another myth dispelled.
Tags:elephant, elephants, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, policeman, policemen, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, steal, steals, stolen, mug, mugshot, mugs, suspect, suspects, accusation, accusations, forget, forgetful, forgets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"If she floats, she's a witch. If she sinks, maybe she had a point about women's rights."
Tags:dunking chair, dunking chairs, cucking stool, cucking stools, ducking stool, ducking stools, ducking chair, ducking chairs, cucking chair, cucking chairs, witch, witches, witchcraft, womens rights, women's rights, feminism, feminist, feminists, accusation, accusations, float, floats, female rights, gender inequality
'I can't believe you'd accuse us of age discrimination. At your age, you ought to know better.'
"You're charged with the class crime of hanging fuzzy dice from the rear-view mirror of your Rolls Royce."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, charge, charges, accused, accusation, accusations, crime, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, luxury car, luxury cars, fuzzy dice, fuzzy die, rear-view mirror, rear-view mirrors, decoration, decorations, class, social status, social class, class crime, low class, trashy, tacky, tasteless, low brow, uncultured
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
Tags:bad hair day, bad hair, hair, bald, balding, no hair, hairless, receding hairline, old age, growing old, mid life crisis, war, wars, soldiers, soldier, politics, political leaders, political leader, general, generals, military, leaders, leader, government, governments, press conference, publicity, bad publicity, press, media, social media, meeting, meetings, discussion, accusations, accuse, accused, government official, government officials
"It would be helpful if the first words out of your mouth every morning weren't 'J'accuse.'"
Tags:accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, philander, philanders, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, fidelity, unfaithful, morning, mornings, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, too early, morning person, morning people, defensive, defensiveness, overly defensive, husband, husbands, wife, wives, jealous, jealousy
"Quit hogging the covers!"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, hogging the covers, living together, cover hog, cover hogs, duvet hog, duvet hogs, monster, monsters, accusation, accusations, unfair accusation, unfair accusations, monster under the bed, bedroom scene