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"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers
"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
Tags:love, loves, brutal, brutality, police, police brutality, cop, cops, heartless, heartlessness, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, heartless, cold-hearted, antipathy, anger, angers, angry, couple, couples, heartbreak, heartbreaker, heartbreakers, heartbroken, law enforcement
'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'
"Fetch is not selling out."
Tags:sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell outs, selling out, fetch, fetches, fetching, play fetch, playing fetch, dog, dogs, younger generation, younger generations, rebellion, rebellions, rebel, rebels, rebelling, teen, teens, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, accusation, accuse, accuses, accusing, defensive, defensiveness
Clyde Shwinkle: Best dang dog attorney... Ever!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, court, courts, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, defendant, defendants, prosecution, prosecutions, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, claimant, claimants, accuse, accuses, accusing, accused, accusation, accusations, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
Tags:law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, trial, trials, accused, accuses, plea, plead, guilt, guilty, criminal, criminals, choice, choices, option, options, no option, one option, choice, choose, choosing, hopeless, advice, advise, advisers, choose, no choice
"It would be helpful if the first words out of your mouth every morning weren't 'J'accuse.'"
Tags:accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, philander, philanders, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, fidelity, morning, mornings, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, too early, morning person, morning people, defensive, defensiveness, overly defensive, husband, husbands, wife, wives, jealous, jealousy
"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"
Tags:millmoss, dr. millmoss, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, trample, tramples, trampling, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accusing, question, questions, query, queries, missing, missing person, missing persons, explorer, explorers, exploration, naturalist, naturalists, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, animal world, animal life
'It's funny to hear politicians accuse of lying and distorting the truth.'
Greeting cards for "Mea Cupla" and "J'accuse".
Tags:card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, mea culpa, mea culpas, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, greeting card store, greeting card stores, greeting card shop, greeting card shops, j'accuse, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, section, sections, shop, shops, shopping
"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"
Tags:schlep, schleps, schelpping, schlepped, slept, soundalike, soundalikes, slang, slang term, slang terms, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly couple, elderly couples, accuse, accuses, accusing, accusation, accusations, infidelity, infidelities, housewife, housewives, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions
"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, copy, copying, copycat, copycats, copies, copied, steal, stole, stolen, steals, animal, animals, behaviour, behaviours, accuse, accusing, accuses, run, running, mimic, imitate, mimics, immitates, emulate, emulates, emulating, follow, following, follows, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, intellectual property
'He started it!'
"I wanna see my lawyer - I've been framed!"
Tags:frame, frames, framed, suspect, suspects, suspected, lawyer, lawyers, fifth amendment, 5th amendment, attorney, attorneys, wrong man, wrong men, picture frame, picture frames, framing, wrong guy, accuse, accuses, accused, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, police, policeman, policemen, police man, police men, police officer, police officers, cop, cops
'You've been charged with racketeering. How do you plead?'
Tags:racket, rackets, racketeer, racketeers, racketeering, judge, judges, judged, judging, court, court, tennis, player, players, badminton, squash, sportsman, sportsmen, sports man, sports men, plead, pleads, pleading, pleaded, criminal, criminals, defendant, defendants, accuse, accuses, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:zues, greek, greeks, greece, court, courts, judge, judges, judging, judged, jury, juries, court of law, court of laws, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, defendant, defendants, prosecution, lightning, lightnings, bolt, bolts, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, god, gods, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is this the face of a good dog? No! This is the face of a bad dog! Bad! Bad dog!!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, court, courts, judge, judges, judging, judged, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, prosecution, prosecutions, defence, witness box, witness boxes, accuse, accuses, accusing, accusation, accusations, convince, convinces, convincing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'...When I say 'Go,' take 10 paces, turn, tee up your ball and swing away!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, dispute, disputes, disputed, disputing, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, settle, settles, settling, settled, settlement, settlements, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, cowboy, cowboys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Whoa, hey... I'm not accusing anyone based on their race, religion or species. I'm just wondering how an entire woods full of animals just happened to know in advance that it is Open Season!'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, deer, open season, open seasons, warn, warns, warned, warning, warnings, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, question, questions, questioning, questioned, confuse, confuses, confused, confusing, confusion, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'
Tags:deodorant, deodorants, spray, sprays, pit, pits, arm, arms, armpit, armpits, smell, smells, smelling, smelly, honest, honesty, ape, apes, chimp, chimps, monkey, monkeys, giant, giants, hair, hairs, evidence, can, cans, fur, furs, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'At Rapunzel's? Sweetheart, I've been at the office. Why would you even ask such a thing?'
"The accusation? I wear red, that's why I'm a leftist. Kids like me, that's why I'm a pervert. I stand for peace, that's why I'm a traitor. my message is love, that's why I'm sexist. I'm white, that's why I'm racist. I've got a beard, that's why I'm a ter
Tags:christmas, xmas, x-mas, political correctness, politically correct, pc, pc culture, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, accused, santa claus, santa, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, political correctness gone mad, political polarization, politically polarized, political climate, political climates, political divide, political divides
'Okay, same as last year, right? I eat the cookies, you drink the milk, we blame Santa Claus...'
'We're making you partner since you'd be easier to indict.'