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The Princess And The Watermelon
Tags:princess and the pea, the princess and the pea, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, watermelon, watermelons, princess, princesses, mattress, mattresses, insomnia, insomniac, restless night, sleepless night, restless nights, restless nights, discomfort, uncomfortable, ache, aching, annoying, annoyance, sore, soreness, hans christian andersen
"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
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'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'
"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."
'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, god, gods, mornings, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, bulls eye, bulls eyes, dart, darts, injury, injuries, hurt, pain, painful, ache, aches, aching, hurting, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, random pains, random aches, health, fitness
Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour
'I'm referring you to an 'ear, nose and throat' specialist.'
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
'I've got so many aches and pains that a new one would have to wait a week before I could feel it.'
'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'
7 Dwarves of Being Sick
"We feel your pain".
"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold'and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."
"Everybody has a headache since we switched to solar."
Tags:solar, solar power, solar-powered, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, automated, automation, office drone, office drones, office desk, office desks, headache, headaches, ache, aches, aching, power, alternative energy, solar panel, solar panels, green energy, renewable energy, renewable resource, renewable resources, worker, workers, workforce, workforces, brain, brains, sun
'And how dull is this pain?...'
'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'
"There's your problem."
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'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, wished, wishing, three wishes, old age, aging, pain, pains, ache, aches, aching, joint pain, joints, arthritis, joint, later years, painful, aged, lesson, recommend, recommending, sensible, overly sensible, salad days, youth, inexperience, practical, realistic, realistically, practically, legend, myths, myth, legends, medical, pain relief
'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'
'Inflation is a national headache... caused by asset indigestion!'
Medical advice for runners road signs.
Tags:run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, advice, advise, advising, advises, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, road, roads, shin, shins, ache, aching, ached, aches, sideache, side aches, in the bleachers