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'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'
"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."
'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
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Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour
"Take this, in case it flares up again."
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences
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'I've got so many aches and pains that a new one would have to wait a week before I could feel it.'
7 Dwarves of Being Sick
"Everybody has a headache since we switched to solar."
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"Without my aches and pains, I have nothing to talk about."
"There's your problem."
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'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'
"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'
'Inflation is a national headache... caused by asset indigestion!'
"What's creaking...you or the floor?"
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'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'
Medical advice for runners road signs.
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Attila the hung over.
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"The doctor will see you now Mrs. Levin. Please try not to bother him with your aches and pains!"
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'I wouldn't worry about going before your time. You're too old to die young.'