Aches And Pains Cartoons and Comics

"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Your back is killing me!"

'All I can say is, I didn't have all this arthritis and lumbago back when Nixon was President!'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

You know you're middle aged...

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'

'Growing old is like being continually punished for a crime you never committed...'

"To save time, let's tell each other which parts of our bodies aren't aching."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I don't care about your various ailments. I'm the one who complains to you."

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

"Getting old stinks. I can barely get out from under the bed each morning."

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"Do you think you can work these knots out?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."