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"We have some architects in our colony."
'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'
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"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."
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"Actually, Jim, my lawyer won't let me give advice to young people starting out."
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'WOOOO! I got it! Finally got the mosquito!'
'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'
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"You have achieved a lot! Keep it up, my dear Bob...Frank...whatever."
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'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'
'Yeeesss, goood kitty, Now can we eat'
'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'
'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'
'I'm especially proud of this because I was able to successfully sue for it.'
'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'
"What are you trying to achieve?"
'It's not easy being an underachiever... if it weren't for bonuses, I don't know how I'd make it.'
"I don't just stack my books...I use them to chart my reading over the last six months."
'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'
'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'
'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'
'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'
'That elusive fifth star...'
'That was the first dollar I ever made, but we had to pay for groceries last month.'
'You're not achieving the bench marks.'
Furthest bounced drunk.
'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'