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The Princess And The Watermelon
Tags:princess and the pea, the princess and the pea, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, watermelon, watermelons, princess, princesses, mattress, mattresses, insomnia, insomniac, restless night, sleepless night, restless nights, restless nights, discomfort, uncomfortable, ache, aching, annoying, annoyance, sore, soreness, hans christian andersen
"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, god, gods, mornings, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, bulls eye, bulls eyes, dart, darts, injury, injuries, hurt, pain, painful, ache, aches, aching, hurting, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, random pains, random aches, health, fitness
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
'I've got so many aches and pains that a new one would have to wait a week before I could feel it.'
'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'
"Everybody has a headache since we switched to solar."
Tags:solar, solar power, solar-powered, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, automated, automation, office drone, office drones, office desk, office desks, headache, headaches, ache, aches, aching, power, alternative energy, solar panel, solar panels, green energy, renewable energy, renewable resource, renewable resources, worker, workers, workforce, workforces, brain, brains, sun
"There's your problem."
Tags:problem, problems, shark, sharks, shark bite, shark bites, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, appointment, appointments, obvious, obvious problem, obvious problems, pain, pains, painful, diagnose, diagnosing, diagnosis, ache, aches, aching, bite, bites, chomp, chomps, chomping, problem, problems, issue, issues, general practitioner, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, wished, wishing, three wishes, old age, aging, pain, pains, ache, aches, aching, joint pain, joints, arthritis, joint, later years, painful, aged, lesson, recommend, recommending, sensible, overly sensible, salad days, youth, inexperience, practical, realistic, realistically, practically, legend, myths, myth, legends, medical, pain relief
'Inflation is a national headache... caused by asset indigestion!'
Medical advice for runners road signs.
Tags:run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, advice, advise, advising, advises, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, road, roads, shin, shins, ache, aching, ached, aches, sideache, sideaches, in the bleachers
'Then suddenly all my aches and pains stopped and here I am!'
New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).
'I don't know about you guys, but my arms are killing me!'
'I believe we've finally located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
'Ow... I can't remember a day when I didn't ache all over.' 'Tell me about it. I have a shocking memory, too.'
Fred's Tire and Brake Repair. 'I tire and I ache...and I don't see that well.'
'Apart from, the icing, how is it?'
'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'
'My feet are killing me.'
"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"
"To save time, let's tell each other which parts of our bodies aren't aching."
"Amen. Please help me up."
Tags:old age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old-age, senior, seniors, vicar, vicars, minister, ministers, priest, priests, preacher, preachers, prayer, prayers, praying, kneel, kneels, kneeling, pious, piety, back problem, back problems, aging, ageing, achy, aching, mobility problem, mobility problems, mobility issue, mobility issues