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"We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now, I suggest we stick with our agreed-upon agenda."
We want everyone to be number one...
"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."
Employee of the Month
The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.
The elephant on the sofa.
"He works and plays well with others."
"The good news...the elephant is no longer in the room. The bad news...he's now tweeting us."
'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'
Things we need to acknowledge
"If they don't eat me, I will have to write them a thank you note."
"At what point do you plan to acknowledge your incontinence?"
'You've won a business award.' ('for gobbledegook')
"The bad news is that you have a disease unknown to medical science. The good news is I'm going to name it after me."
"As your department representative, I am proud and honoured to be taking credit for your accomplishments."
'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'
'If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page.'
Who's Not in Who's Who
You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.
This is my son, Nigel. He'll be taking credit for all of your work.
"Look, a book about talented black people struggling for media recognition..."