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'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
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'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."
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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
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'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'
"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"
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When I was your age we used drugs, but they were acne medications.
'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'
'Good news! That spot is B-9!'
"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.
"It' not a turn signal. It's a nasty pimple."
The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.
'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'
Pick Your Own Zits.
Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .
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Newton discovers puberty
'Yeah, you got a monster zit.'
'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'
'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'
"No, that giant red spot on Jupiter isn't a zit."
"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."
'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."