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'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
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'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."
Tags:dreams, moisture, pollution, nightmare, nightmares, first world problem, first world problems, good skin, skin problem, skin problems, dry skin, acne, nightmares, living nightmare, living nightmares, waking nightmare, waking nightmares, dream, dreams, dreaming, rich, riches, upper class, upper classes, middle class, middle classes, mankoff
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
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'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'
"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"
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When I was your age we used drugs, but they were acne medications.
'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'
"No, I don't think your new wig makes you look ugly."
'Good news! That spot is B-9!'
"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.
"It' not a turn signal. It's a nasty pimple."
The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.
'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'
Pick Your Own Zits.
Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .
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Newton discovers puberty
'Yeah, you got a monster zit.'
'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'
'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'
"No, that giant red spot on Jupiter isn't a zit."
"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."