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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''
"I thought it came with an acorn."
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"An almond! I thought we'd agreed—nothing extravagant."
Have You Seen Our Nut?
"We're chipmunks, Ronald. Would you please stop referring to this as 'squirreling' it away
Saving for Retirement.
"I found some more acorns today."
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"First, you're gonna dig a hole."
"You never did get rid of that chip on your shoulder did you Jenkins?"
Squirrel mistakes a dog's nose for a nut.
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squirrel collecting acorns for winter
Squirrel Pyramid Scheme
"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"
It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.
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Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.
Beware of Huge Falling Acorns
'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'
'My dentist recommended it.'
CIA LAB, 'I've developed an acorn that induces amnesia when swallowed -- I call it a 'forget-me-nut.''
'Here's your seasonal depression medication, and 20 acorns to be taken during hibernation. But please don't bury them under my rose bushes this time!'
For anyone else it was just a really big acorn, but for Captain Nutters it was 'The Acorn of Doom'.
'I checked, they say acorns cause liver poisoning so the answer is 'no'.'