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'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'
Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.
Knowing that her doctorate in bio-physics made her profoundly overqualified for the job, Susan played dumb during the interview.
'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'
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'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'
'And what do you do?'
'That's the acting CFO.'
'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'
Centaur had spots painted on him so he can play a cow.
'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'
'One of our actors is passed out drunk. Is there a spin doctor in the house?'
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'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'
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'Here's $40. Stick your head in the shrubs and act like you're weeding. If my wife says anything to you, just grunt knowingly.'
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'Get up. It's just a crack. No yolk, no foul.'
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'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'
'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'
'Stop me if I start quoting Moammar Gadhafi or Charlie Sheen...'
"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."
'To be or not to be...'
'I was hired and fired on the same day.'