Acting Skills Cartoons and Comics

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

"Stop, scene-stealer!"

"It is our opinion that the practice of having actors speak in fake French, Italian and German accents should be ended at once."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Rubbish footballers, great actors!'

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

"Hey, wake up! We're not that bad and boring!!"

'He never used to be this good - he's a cured ham.'

'What do you mean I can't act?! I was in the touring company of 'Cats'!'

Casting for Heroes series II.

"Stop over-acting"

The Actor Factor

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."