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"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."
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The Desert Island Package
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"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."
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'71...72...73... Come on! Fell the burn!'
"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"
'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'
'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'
'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'
'Well..? Those flowerbeds won't destroy themselves.'
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'Here's my 'What I did over the weekend' report. However, there were a few seconds I couldn't account for.'
Back to school.
"A monkey winked at me this morning."
"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!"
"I've warned you about the dangers of a too sedentary lifestyle!"
Cows in a Twister
'Try to become as active as your bladder.'
'I have to take the kids to soccer. You'll have to take the doormat to work.'
'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'
Personal conker trainer.
'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'
'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'
'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'
'You know what would cheer you up.'