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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'
Acts of God
"That's it. I'm taking the buyout."
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"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
Tags:volcano, volcanoes, terrorist attack, terrorist attacks, eruption, eruptions, angry gods, appeasing the gods, god, gods, act of god, acts of god, claim responsibility, claiming responsibility, responsible, responsibility, terrorist group, terrorist groups, explosion, explosions, implausible, lie, lies, lying
God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.
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"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, prehistory, prehistoric, pre-history, pre-historic, volcano, volcanic, volcanoes, volcanic eruption, religion, faith, worship, idol, idols, idolize, power dynamic, power dynamics, god, gods, coincidence, coincidences, logical fallacy, science, scientific method, act of god, acts of god, religious danger, divine intervention, religious framework, religious interpretation, religious interpretations, primitive, primitives, civilization, civilisation, faith, faiths, religions, natural disaster, anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology, dog, dogs, omen, omens, miracle, miracles, dog god, dog gods
"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."
"Frankly, when I took out the loan I sincerely believed we'd all be blown to hell before it came due."
Tags:loan, loans, borrowing, borrowing money, borrowed money, debt, in debt, debtor, debtors, irresponsible, irresponsibility, armageddon, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayers, act of god, acts of god, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of the world, the end off the world, unrealistic, optimist, optimists, taking out a loan
"Act of God? Not a problem—we sue God."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, law office, law offices, law, legal, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, suing, suit, suits, god, act of god, acts of god, no problem, insurance, insurance claim, insurance claims, insurance adjuster, insurance adjusters, insurance company, insurance companies, religion, religious, court, courts, court case, court cases, trial, trials, weather, bad weather, natural disaster, natural disasters
'My house was blown to Smithereens!'
Every cloud has a silver lining...
"No, you were right - this is much better than how it was before."
Tags:noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, genesis, bible, old testament, religion, religious, flood, big flood, floods, flooding, after the flood, post-flood, skull, skulls, bone, bones, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, death, animal, animals, earth, acts of god, sarcasm, sarcastic, worse, better, worse than before, better than before, improvement, improvements, shpasik, jtoons
"This is God's punishment!"
Tags:bugs, bug, insects, insect, snail, snails, lawn, lawn care, lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn movers, grass, mowing, religion, religions, religious, religious people, belief, beliefs, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, hurricane, hurricanes, tornado, tornados, tornadoes, acts of god, disasters, flood, floods, flooding
Acts of God and Acts of the Devil
'I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance policy clearly states we don't cover acts of God.'
Tags:return, returns, returning, returned, insurance, insure, insures, insured, policy, policies, damage, damages, damaged, break, breaks, broke, broken, destroy, destroys, destroyed, cover, covers, covering, covered, act of god, acts of god, uninsured, uninsurable, guitar, guitars, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"
'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'
Act of God