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"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."
'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'
'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'
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'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'
Magnets & acupuncture.
Dr. Clondell liked to combine his career as an acupuncturist with his dream of someday being a bullfighter.
"He said he couldn't help me unless I hurt all over."
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'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'
Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
'You're new to acupuncture, then?'
"Just one more..."
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'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'
'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'
An unlicensed acupuncturist
'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'
Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.
'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'
"How's your birthday aging pain now?"
If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup
'Sorry, we don't treat stab wounds.'
'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'
Dog with lower back pain