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"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."
'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'
Dr. Clondell liked to combine his career as an acupuncturist with his dream of someday being a bullfighter.
'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'
'You're new to acupuncture, then?'
'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'
An unlicensed acupuncturist
Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.
'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'
"How's your birthday aging pain now?"
Vampire sits beneath a sign that says acupuncture
Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.
'Acupuncture is REALLY helping to control my appetite.'
Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).
'I hope this will relieve some tension.'
"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"
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'I ran out of needles, but this should do the trick just fine.'
"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."
'My husband won't be in today. He's undergoing acupuncture.'
"My diagnostics confirm you are suffering from all nine parasitic worms! I'm unsure whether to use acupuncture, herbs or take you fishing and use you as bait!"
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"...and the more you puncture, the more endorphins will be released."
Acupuncture: Come in for a jab well done.