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"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
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The Innumerate Seven
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"So, the numbers don't add up. What if we multiply them?"
'I don't know - there's been a lot of science fraud taking place recently.'
'I don't know oranges, give me that same problem in apples. I know apples!'
Why should two plus two equal four?
'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do no add up to 100 may help explain why.'
'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'
Do I get partial credit?
'No, Ryan, the answer is not 'Ka-Ching'.'
'It's been done.'
'What's 19 plus 27, Dad?' 'I have just two words for you, Son. LEARN TO COUNT!'
Insult + injury = 'I hate story problems!'
Okay, so if you're an adder, how much is eight and seven?
Turns out, smart bombs aren't all that smart: 2 + 2 = 5.
'We adders cypher for all snakekind.'
'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'
"No Alex, The answer isn't Posh Spice."
"Their sums just don't add up!"