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'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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"Do you have any of those little goldfish snacks I've heard about?"
'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'
"Who dealt this mess?"
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First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"
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"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."
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"You're warm now, Alec - very, very warm."
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Checking for croutons.
Do I get extra credit for neatness
The Innumerate Seven
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'That's the way Dad does it on his income tax.'
"So, the numbers don't add up. What if we multiply them?"
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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'Take my word for it. The answer is two. I'm a college graduate.'
"Okay. So the numbers don't add up. At least the words are spell checked."
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'I've finished grading your exams, and there was a lot of improvement in addition and subtraction. Of course, you're all still multiplying like rabbits.'
"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."
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"Honey, we need to decide if we're going to add on or conquer a bigger castle."
'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'
"Very good, Tommy, but, no, you won't get a theorem named after you for this."
'I see now! You're talking apples and I'm thinking oranges!'
"Looks like we have a problem here."
'I don't know oranges, give me that same problem in apples. I know apples!'
Shrink's Summer Job
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