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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."

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"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

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'I see now! You're talking apples and I'm thinking oranges!'

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"Robert Morrison, please remain after class."

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"Of course, you can always supplement your retirement income with panhandling."

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'I think I see why the numbers just aren't adding up.'

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'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain back ten the following month, how many infuriating, godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'

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'Without an increase in my allowance, I'll never be able to pay for the addition on my toy box.'

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