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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
'You're not bidding on something again, are you? . . . So when some goofy item and a debit in our account show up at roughly the same time, I am to assume what?'
"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."
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"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."
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'If you'll give me an advance on my allowance, I'll show you how to get the little circle around the 'a' on all your email addresses.'
"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."
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Lincoln's last heir, like many descendants of great men, wasn't above cashing in on his great-grandfather's fame.
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If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.
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Modern relationships on mailboxes.
Tags:divorced, divorce, divorce culture, marriage, modern marriage, modern marriages, single mom, single moms, joint custody, blended family, blended families, issue, issues, working on issues, modern relationships, modern life, modern family, modern families, visitation, visitation rights, broken home, broken homes, mailbox, mailboxes, address, addresses
'It's the latest Catalogue of Errors. And they've sent it to the wrong address.'
'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'
After the introductin of Google street view Ed becomes the first casualty of Google Tonsils.
"Before I bring out the President, just a reminder to visit the U.S. Congress web site, where we'll be live-blocking the speech."
Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room
'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'
"I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm from New Zealand, and all I know is sheep."
Tags:man, men, stranger, strangers, asking for directions, directions, lost, confused, map, maps, address, addresses, pedestrian, pedestrians, help, helping, unhelpful, assist, assisting, useless, city, cities, urban, new zealand, kiwi, kiwis, new zealander, new zealanders, tourist, tourists, street, streets, animal, animals, sheep, herd, herds, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, stereotype, stereotypes, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, know, knowledge, traveler, traveler, traveller, travellers
"Why only 'bag dog'? You never hear 'bad cat', 'bad horse', 'bad cow'..."
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'I can remember my PIN, password and post code, bit I've forgotten my name.'
'Uh-huh...yep, got that. '27 lock street, around 8:30.''
The speech was almost interesting. People began to sit up and fake interest.
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'This must be the place!'
"Sorry, I have no idea where our office is located."