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"This prescription for Adderall will help you work hard enough to afford the drug you really need."
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"I need you to line up by attention span."
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'We'll discuss your misbehavior in a moment Billy, but in the meantime, why don't you help yourself to a nice piece of candy?'
'How many kids do you actually have?'
Attention Deficit Disorder
"You have Seasonal Affective Disorder, but your Attention Deficit Disorder will have you up and around in no time."
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'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'
"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"
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"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
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"I do not have a roving eye. I have attention-deficit disorder."
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"I don't normally like to increase a child's hyper-active medicine, but in this case...."
'We're quite excited. We think he's developing his first disorder.'
'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'
A child is suffering from 'Attention Surplus Disorder'
Man pumping 'Ritlain' into a Child Behaviour Clinic,
'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'
“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”
We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.
Mad kid on pills
'You'll have to excuse George: he suffers from perfectly normal child disorder.'
'When I was in school, we didn't even have Ritalin.'
'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'
Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.
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