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"You see, it's actually your own hair recovered, through painstaking research, from past visits to the barber, and then pasted back on your head."
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Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.
'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'
'So as you were approaching, did the fact that ten other flies were stuck there, not alert you to the fact that the paint might be WET?'
Glue and Stick Glue Factory
'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'
'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'
'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'
'We don't bond any more.'
Scaffolding being put together by glue.
ACME Adhesive Corp.
Glue - Loctite,Araldite,Erudite
'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'
Pirate applies 'Poly Grip' to keep his parrot on his shoulder.
Tags:grip, grips, gripping, parrot, parrots, pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, denture, dentures, denture grip, denture grips, false teeth, false tooth, slip, slips, slipping, slipping out, fall, falls, falling, falling out, falls out, adhesive, adhesives, problem solver, problem solvers, solvent
Man pouring glue into a printer.
'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'
Acme Adhesive Company's sales chart (showing decreased sales) falls off the wall
Adhesive Lite, 1/3 Less Sticky Stuff than our Regular Formulas.
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'
Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.
'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'
'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'