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"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
Tags:filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative work
Here are the latest strategic proposals on 'managing the paperless office'.
"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."
Tags:line, lining up, line up, driving licences, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, waiting, driving, driving licence, queue, queuing, waiting, lifetime, impatience, impatient, patient, patience, inefficient, onerous, wait your turn, bureau of motor vehicles, bmv, time consuming, administrative
"Take me to your leader!"
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'As you see, I've made some changes in our administrative structure.'
"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."
'Thanks to an administrative error, Zeke was sentenced to the electric blanket.'
1951: Due to an administrative error Texas sentences several prisoners to the electric blanket.
'Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork.'
"Can you fall in love with a robot?"
Tags:business, robot, robotics, ai, artificial, intelligence, cyborg, android, humanoid, computer, brain, technology, making, coffee, brewing, administrative, assistant, personal, executive, fast, quick, data, processing, fall, in, love, attentive, businessman, man, male, professional, executive, people, manager
'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'
'I promise none of your money will go for administrative costs.'
Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'
'Bureaucracy ought to go! Its ugly influence spreads more and more throughout government ... But it's bread and butter for more and more of us, too'
"Yes. This is definitely a house." The Housing Authority closes another tough case.
First me then you...ok!
'You're doing so well here, I've decided to replace you before you become irreplaceable.'
Slow food organization office.
'To cut out an unnecessary administrative tier, I'm divorcing you.'
Stressed Office Junior
"Tell me we didn't just send that message without the attachment."
"Obviously there's been an administrative error somewhere..."
"Good God Harris! When you said there was an 'Elephant in the room' I assumed it was a figure of speech!"
"I'm the acting superintendent. I oversee all the drama and theatre programs."