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"Mrs. Carstairs will read her blog of the last meeting."
"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrator, administrators, schedule, schedules, agenda, agendas, death penalty, the death penalty, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, death row, on death row, death row inmate, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, inmate, inmates, full schedule, full schedules, death sentence, the death sentence, execution, executions, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
"Ms. Johnson, bring in your steno pad. Also, a new keg."
Tags:dictation, dictating, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, secretary, secretaries, admin, administrator, administrators, boss, bosses, annoying boss, annoying bosses, steno pad, steno notebook, stenographer pad, diatribe, diatribes, drunken diatribe, drunken diatribes, beer, beers, beer keg, beer kegs, beer tap, beer taps, drinking on the job, tirade, monologue, lecturing
"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."
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"I've scanned the horizon for you, chief. This is it."
"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."
Tags:mba, mbas, masters, masters of business administration, administration, upper management, management, business lunch, business lunches, lunch, lunches, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, administrator, administrators, masters degree, masters degrees, advanced degree, advanced degrees, set menu, set menus, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants
'How's the school board meeting going?'
"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."
"I put some things on your desk for you to sign, misplace, then say you never saw."
Outside the Department of red tape, there are three files containing short forms, long forms and chloroform.
It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...
After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!
"Why have you called the new post 'assistant deputy administrative project support?" "Because it sounded better than 'skivvy'."
'Groupthink isn't working. Lets go to plan B - finding any deviants whom we can fire as scapegoats!'
"I share your concern about excessive spending on administration, in fact, I've taken on some more people to look at the problem!"
"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."
"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."
'Live fast - Die young.'
'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'
Tape-to-go: Suppliers of red tape
Tags:administration, red tape, administrator, administrators, aministrations, red-tape, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, office politics, protocol, protocols, office, office procedures, niche market, niche markets, business opportunity, business opportunities
'Let me tell you why I'm here...'
"I say, why don't we tear up all these targets and just let social workers get on with their jobs!"
"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"
'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'