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"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe."
Tags:hopeless case, hopeless cases, fatal injury, fatal injuries, disease, diseases, deadly disease, deadly diseases, give up hope, giving up hope, dead body, dead bodies, morgue, the morgue, morgues, mortician, morticians, hospital admission, hospital admissions, paper work, form, forms, admission, admissions
"- Another internship, and he will surely be admitted to our kindergarten."
Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
Tags:un, united nations, admitted, admission, admissions, admitting, admits, admitting, corporation culture, corporation cultures, megacorporation, corporation, united stations, international politics, international, corporate culture, corporate cultures, oversized, oversized power, power, powers, megapower, mega powers, news
Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.
Tags:sat, exam, exams, test, tests, america, american, americans, reasoning, scholastic aptitude test, sophomore, sophomores, junior, juniors, senior, seniors, difficult, impossible, hard, question, questions, college, colleges, admission, admissions, testing, math, maths, mathematics, close to home
"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, asleep, sleeping, dream, dreams, dreaming, talking in your sleep, trial, trials, on trial, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, your honor, your honour, washing the dishes, dishwashing, chore, chores, knife, knives, soaking, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, truth, honest, honesty, confession, confessions, admission, admissions, bed, beds, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes
"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."
Tags:alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, little green men, little green man, admissions, admission, university, universities, university admission, university admissions, admission criterea, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, overparent, overparenting, college, colleges, unfair advantage, unfair advantages, prestigious univeristy, prestigious universities
"Now, remember, be the yourself we talked about."
Tags:be yourself, advice, parent, parents, parenting, admission, admissions, school, schools, selective schools, high school, high schools, schooling, schooled, cliche, advise, pushy, pushy parents, child, children, overbearing, kid, kids, pressure, pressures, just be yourself, education, educational, learning
"Honey, I cheated on you. Wow! That went much better than I thought it would."
Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.
"Yo! My man! Who be needin' 'Ariadne auf Naxos' tickets?"
Tags:opera, operas, concert, concerts, music, entertainment, performance, performances, sold out, ticket sales, ticket, tickets, scalper, scalpers, scalping, hawker, hawkers, selling tickets, buying tickets, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, entertainment, greed, greedy, money, modern life
"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, pregnancy, pregnancies, new baby, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, birth, son, sons, daughter, daughter, child, children, kid, kids, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, ticket, tickets, buy tickets, scalper, scalpers, ticket scalping, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, proud, proud parent, proud parents, show-off, showing-off, brag, bragging, sketchy, dodgy
When Engineers Crack.
Tags:engineer, engineers, engineering, professional, designers, designer, planner, surveyor, police, policemen, policeman, criminal, criminals, constable, cops, cop, law enforcement, officer, officers, detective, detectives, confession, confessions, flow chart, flow charts, confess, confess, confesses, confessing, guilt, guilty, admission, type a, type a personality, flowchart, flowcharts, flow chart, flow charts
A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, score, scores, test, tests, testing, college, colleges, university, universities, academics, academic, mark, marks, grade, grades, bureaucracy, requirement, requirements, admission, admissions, standardised testing, standardised test, standardised tests, standardized testing, standardized test, standardized tests, prep, preparation, preparing, getting ahead, primary, elementary, kindergarten, nursery school, preschool, daycare, kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, modern education, modern life
"I know where the bodies are buried. I buried them."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, died, die, dying, kill, killed, killer, killers, murder, murderers, murderer, tampering with evidence, obstruction, obstruction of justice, accomplice, accomplices, law and order, admission, drunk, drunken words, drunk confession, confession, confessions, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, businessmen, businessman
"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, good deed, good deeds, requirement, requirements, admission, bureaucracy, security, cavity search, cavity searches, security screening, security screenings, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy
'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'
"Just getting the hell out of here is worth the price of admission."
Tags:movie, movies, film, films, show, shows, entertainment, entertaining, musical, musicals, play, plays, admission, debby downer, debby downers, debbie downer, debbie downers, negative nancy, negative ninny, bad mood, cinema, cinemas, movie theatre, movie theater, theatre, theater, theatres, theaters
'According to your electronic file...In 1998 you sold your soul to the devil on Ebay...'
'Rooms are £200 a day. Did you want nurses...? Bed...? Sheets...?...'
'My S.A.T. scores were too low? That's it?'
"While this is by no means an admission of guilt we would like to settle out of court for 78 trillion dollars."
Tags:guilt, guilty, guilty party, guilty parties, sue, sues, suing, sued, admission, admissions, admit, admits, admitting, admitted, law, lawyer, lawyers, settle, settled, settling, settled, settles, out of court, outside of court, money, big corporations, big corp, corporation, corporations, trillion dollars, trillions of dollars
"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."
"First, admit no harm."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, malpractice, medical malpractice, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, admission, admissions, harm, admission of guilt, legal advice, modern life