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Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
'I read your college application essay. First of all, the word 'college' has to 'L's'.'
'We're absolutely delighted...I'll rephrase that...we're terribly sorry but due to the current shortfall we can't offer Dwayne a place at St. Anthony's.'
'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'
'You'd like an admission? Well it's a lousy school and been in special measures for years. . .'
"I'm afraid you could do better work in order to get your daughter into this school."