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'When he finally exhausts his vocabularly that's when I call the plumber.'
'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'
Talk about ironic: We can split the atom but can't set up a WIFI router! Time to admit defeat and call your son...'
'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'
'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'
'While not admitting defeat in Iraq, we will agree to rename it 'disasterstan'.'
Tell me your greatest fear...
Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.
'They said it couldn't be done, and who was I to argue?'
'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'