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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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"No one under the age of seventeen will be admitted without eight dollars."
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"You. You. And you."
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'I am more than willing to acknowledge my mistakes if someone is stupid enough to point them out to me.'
'Rooms are £200 a day. Did you want nurses...? Bed...? Sheets...?...'
"OK, I admit it. I smoke, drink and eat too much, don't exercise enough ..."
'I'll admit that I still live with my mother.'
'The New York Times obituaries had some good things to say about you. However, none of them are in this book.'
'According to this, in 2009, you mailed your Christmas cards two days before Christmas!'
'Okay. Maybe I did take a few steroids.'
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'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'
'Let's talk steroids.'
'Of course, we're all a*******.. but that has nothing to do with INTEGRITY!'
'I do kiss up, but there's no tongue involved.'
'Okay, you were right, we should have gotten a lap dog.'
No admittance or cellulite.
'I'm so bad at what I do, I should get a bonus for doing nothing.'
'Actually, we mostly rely on Santa's Naughty or Nice lists.'
"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"
'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'
God says to man in heaven: 'OK, that was your tax return record! Now to check your recycling record...'
'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'
"Why can't they just have a normal door bell?"