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Honk if you've committed a crime.
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
"You. You. And you."
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'I am more than willing to acknowledge my mistakes if someone is stupid enough to point them out to me.'
"When I said we were going public, That didn't mean you were supposed to divulge our secret recipe."
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'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.
"For a while I was worried. I was afraid you wouldn't need locks up here."
'Okay. Maybe I did take a few steroids.'
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'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'
'Morning Mr. Huhne.'
Chris Huhne - career crash.
'Let's talk steroids.'
'I'm a failure, but I won't admit it because I'm making too much money.'
'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'
'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'
'I do kiss up, but there's no tongue involved.'
'Of course, we're all a*******.. but that has nothing to do with INTEGRITY!'
'Now that the election is over and I've won, let me say that what my opponent said about me is absolutely true..'
'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'
When will you admit you need glasses.
Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'
'You have to come here in person. They're always too busy to answer the phone.'
'I'd like to accept the blame for the things that are my fault, but that would set a dangerous precedent.'
'Okay, you were right, we should have gotten a lap dog.'