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Honk if you've committed a crime.
"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
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"Frankly, I don't like women."
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'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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"The system crashed. You'll have to go back and live it again."
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"You. You. And you."
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"For a thick-skinned mammal, I've always been pretty thin-skinned."
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'I am more than willing to acknowledge my mistakes if someone is stupid enough to point them out to me.'
"Once, in a moment of weakness, I started several other families."
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'I'll compromise. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I'm right.'
"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
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'Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.'
"While this is by no means an admission of guilt we would like to settle out of court for 78 trillion dollars."
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'Actually, the loud ringing has stopped, now I hear knocking.'
"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."
Admitting: 'I'm not fond of my mother-in-law. I don't like my wife's meatloaf. Ummm, oh my neighbor really bugs me, ummmm....'
"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
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It's our duty to take responsibility.
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"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
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"Okay! Okay! I admit I have a problem."
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"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
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A dishevelled man holds up his hand
"Don't concern yourself, it's standard procedure."
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'I'll admit that I still live with my mother.'