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"I'm not going to make excuses. They were very tough today. They wanted this one more than we did, and they deserved to win."
'When he finally exhausts his vocabularly that's when I call the plumber.'
'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'
'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'
'While not admitting defeat in Iraq, we will agree to rename it 'disasterstan'.'
Tell me your greatest fear...
'They said it couldn't be done, and who was I to argue?'
'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'
"You fought the lawn, and the lawn won..."