Adult Cartoons and Comics

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

Secrets of Adulthood.

The Colicky Family

Play-Doh vs Work Doh

"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

The Greeting Card and the Business Letter

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'

"I've been getting in touch with the puppy in me."

"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"How is Kayli going to be class president if she won't disclose the contents of her lunchbox? How much chocolate is she hiding?"

Yoga through the Years

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

'Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.'

"The minute you walked into the room, I said to myself, 'Now, HE looks interesting."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"Edmond is at that awkward age – too old to be a 'rising star', too young to be 'one of a dying breed.'"

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

"They say the early forties is the new late thirties."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."