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"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."
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puppet, puppets, adult, adults, childish, childish entertainment, old man, old men, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, old age, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, grump, grumbler, grumbling, grumpySecrets of Adulthood.
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adulthood, adult, adults, secret, secrets, secretive, secret, chore, chores, kid, kids, child, children, lie, lies, experience, experiences, life experiences, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, change a lightbulb, generic product, generic products, clean, cleaning, stain, stains, tide, tides, understand, understanding, understood, pencil, pencilsThe Colicky Family
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colic, complain, complains, complaining, scream, screams, screaming, cry, cries, crying, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whine, whines, whiny, moans, moaning, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, hysterical, hysterics, adult, adults, adulthood, grievance, grievances, air grievances, airing grievances, petty, infantile, act your age, acting your age, maturity, immature, immaturityPlay-Doh vs Work Doh
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childhood, child, children, kid, kids, adulthood, adults, adult, adult, work, working, work life, adult life, dead end job, dead end jobs, jobs, job, grey, gray, lifeless, colourless, colorless, joyless, play, playing, joyful, childlike, colourful, colour, color, contrast, contrasts, growing up, grow up, never grow up, nostalgia, nostalgic"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adult, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."
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teen, teens, teenager, youth, voting, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting age, right to vote, age, legal age, age of majority, adulthood, growing up, adult, adults, election, elections, politics, government, governments, distasteful, unpleasant, getting it over withThe Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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post, posting, mail, mailing, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, postal worker, postal workers, send, sending, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, business, letter, letters, immature, childish, happy, unhappy, grumpy, grouchy, good mood, bad mood, juxtaposition, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, age, ages, grow up, grown-up, child, children, kid, kids, adult, adults'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'
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marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, behaviour, behavior, great dane, german mastiff, cinema, cinemas, adult, child, ticket, tickets, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cartoon, cartoons, matinee, matinees"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
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gang, gangs, thug, thugs, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo'd, gang member, gang members, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, street gang, street, streets, street gangs, accounting, accountant, account, accounts, accountancy, accountants, businessman, hair, haircut, mohawk, punk, punks, rocker, rockers, style, styles, change, changed, changing, adult, adults, adulthood, growing up, growing"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"
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adult, adults, married, married couple, reminder, reminders, notify, notifies, notifying, notification, tv, television, television show, childrens tv, child tv, children, unsuited, unsuitable, immature, favourite, favourites, family favourites, reminisce, reminiscing, reminiscent, childhood, memory, memoriesIntroducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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boys will be boys, maturing, maturity, matures, adult, adults, adulthood, adult life, childhood, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, twist, spin off, spin-off, spinoff, parody, parodied, parodies, parody, grow up, grown up, grown-up, grown ups, grown-ups, growing, growing up, old before his time, bore, bored, boring"How is Kayli going to be class president if she won't disclose the contents of her lunchbox? How much chocolate is she hiding?"
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class president, school president, school, schools, election, elections, elect, disclose, discloses, honesty, honest, honestly, president, presidents, hiding, hide, secret, secrets, realistic, adult, chocolate, winning, votes, vote, voted, ballot, ballots, high school, high schools, politics, political, politicalPhone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
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phone conversations, phone conversation, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, crank call, crank calls, prank call, prank calls, prank, prankster, pranksters, youth, youths, youthful transgression, youthful transgressions, growing up, grown up, adult, adulthood, growing older, growing old, aging, aged, telemarketing, telemarketer, sales call, sales calls, salesman, salesmen, sales, tele sales, telemarketing call, telemarketing calls, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold callers, working life, working, work, career destiny, career planning, phone calls, telephone calls, telephone call'Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.'
"The minute you walked into the room, I said to myself, 'Now, HE looks interesting."
"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."
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monster, monsters, creature, creatures, graffiti, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, scared, afraid, fearful, scarier, growing up, kid, kids, child, children, adult, adults, grown-up, grown-ups, safe, safety, public safety, crime, crime rate, crime rates, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, passenger, passengers, commuting, commute, commuter, commuters"Edmond is at that awkward age – too old to be a 'rising star', too young to be 'one of a dying breed.'"
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awkward age, awkward ages, middle aged, middle age, wife, wives, husband, husbands, off to work, rising star, rising stars, dying breed, dying breeds, age, aging, adulting, adult, adults, mediocrity, mediocre"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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jim carrey, immature, immaturity, juvenile, humor, humour, sense of humor, sense of humour, sophomoric, slapstick, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, adult, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, washed-up"They say the early forties is the new late thirties."
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aging, ageing, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, adult, adults, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle-aged, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, early forties, late thirties, turning 40, turning forty, over the hill, over-the-hill, modern life, wordplay, word play, new, bar, bars, pub, pubs, denial, in denial, nonacceptance, birthday, birthdays"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
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social security, retire, retires, retired, retirement fund, retirement funds, graduate, graduates, graduated, college, colleges, adulthood, adult, adults, post graduate, postgrad, postgrads, post grad, post grads, career, careers, career path, career paths, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, indecision, indecisive, university, wishy-washy"Me? I thought you were raising them."
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adult, adults, adulthood, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, parental, child, childhood, kid, kids, motherhood, fatherhood, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, neglect, neglected, neglectful, modern, modern life, modernity, distract, distracted, distractions, married, married life, blame, blaming, blames, i thought you, young parent, young parents, new parents, new parent