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"I'm reserving my spot for Hillary's inauguration."
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"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
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'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'
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'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'
"We're a highly advanced race. Except for the mullets."
"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."
Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
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'A focus group of classmates, that I assembled, think you can't teach.'
Then - 'Oh no did I really say that last night??' Now - 'Edit, delete, delete, edit, edit, delete'
"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat
Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom
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"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."
Tags:repair, repairs, repair man, repairman, maintenance, maintenance guy, maintenance man, handyman, handiman, handy man, science, scientist, scientists, electrician, electricians, fix, fixing, fixed, hadron, hadron collider, collider, advanced, physics, quantum, quantum mechanics, mechanic, mechanics, mechanical, dial, dials, tech, technological, technologies, complex, complicated, cutting edge, invert, inversion, authority, opinion, opinions
'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'
"Our civilization is thousands of years more advanced than yours, yet still sort of kitschy."
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Whatever became of auto repair and bookkeeping?
'3-D TV Kit'
"You go on ahead, I'll just sit here and think."
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'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'
Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.
'Seems the whales aren't speaking their own language after all, but merely an advanced form of pig Latin.'
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Tags:football, american football, referee, referees, cloth, cloths, flag, flags, yellow cloth, yellow flag, throw, throws, throwing, thrown, beginner, beginners, intermediate, intermediates, advanced, expert, experts, lacrosse, toss, tosses, tossing, height, heights, distance, distances, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"
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'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'
"I no longer eat homework. I graduated to term papers."
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